呀醫生

:[唔該我想搵伍偉生醫生.....]

:[小姐,我地乘強醫務所點會有唔衛生既醫生呢?]
:[唔係,你誤會啦,我係要o個個伍偉生.....]
:[小姐,邊有人睇醫生要揀個唔衛生咖..我介紹個新比你啦......]
:[唔係呀,你老板伍生呀......]
:[你痴線咖?唔生咪唔生囉,香港大把醫院啦,你咪去第二間囉!!仲要鬧人??仆街啦你!]
....(hang up)
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